Note from the Tooth Fairy:
Isaac,
Sorry, but times are tough for the Tooth Fairy. I only had a quarter today.
Note from the Tooth Fairy:
Isaac,
Sorry, but times are tough for the Tooth Fairy. I only had a quarter today.
Posted by Fletch at 12:31 PM
5 comments:
I love it! One of the benefits of the recession. How did Isaac take it? Was it his first tooth lost.
HAHAHAHA. I think I just peed myself.
It's good to know where the tooth fairy banks. Maybe there's a big safe deposit box full of teeth there.
Wasn't she in on the Stimulus Package? Good grief -- what is this country coming to??! Poor Isaac. Maybe he can apply for a subsidy to get the remaining balance from somewhere else...
I got a letter from the tooth fairy explaining Isaac's benefits. Since he belongs to a family that provides more than 2,000 teeth a year to the tooth fairy, his tooth tax bracket is too high and his net is actually only the quarter he received. There's a family down the street that only gave five teeth last year and the tooth fairy left $10, a Butterfinger bar and a Wii. Talk about spreading the wealth.
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